Or at least to get me through this week...
"As much as I try to be an easygoing, stretch your wings and fly type... I just can't stop trying to burst people into flames with my mind."
"I may appear harmless... but inside I'm completely badass."
"I thank God for my children every day. Without them I'd never have known how well red wine compliments chicken nuggets."
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the chicken nugget one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!